Need a new title? Try the Describalizer!

THE DESCRIBALIZER

Sometimes it can be so damned hard to find the words to describe the wonder that is you.

That’s why Describalizer was created:

To help people like you find new words to describe to potential clients
what it is you do and in a way that gives yesterday’s bullshit
a fresh lick of paint, making your old bullshit sound totally brand new.

Here is your new job title:

[insert_php] $input = array(“Sales”, “Experience”, “User”, “Serial”, “Resource”, “Engagement”, “Omnichannel”, “Shareability”, “Digital Media”, “Click”, “Localization”, “Responsive”, “Power”, “Buzz”, “Meaning”, “Negotiation”, “Cold-Calling”, “Marketing”, “Growth”, “Brand”, “Emoji”, “Relationship”, “360-Degree”, “Devout”, “Digital”, “Viewability”, “Rich Media”, “Conversation”, “Data-Driven”, “Neuromorphic”, “Programmatic”, “Media”, “Conversion”, “Hashtag”, “High-Ticket”, “Innovation”, “Creativity”, “Storytelling”, “Social”, “Start-up”, “Strategy”, “Integrity”, “Blogging”, “Content”, “Success”, “Keyword”, “Funnel”, “Meta”, “Focus”, “Leads”, “Profit”, “Trends”, “New Business”, “Knowledge”, “Persuasion”, “Solutions”, “Money”, “Happiness”, “Zen”, “Inspiration”, “Automated”, “Movement”, “Spiritual”, “Theory”, “Consulting”, “Diversity”, “Empowerment”, “Equilibrium”, “Boost”, “Search”, “Crowd”, “Enhancement”, “Branding”, “Asset”, “Future”, “Human”, “Insight”, “Holistic”, “Copy”, “Commercial”, “Money-Making”, “Modernity”, “Profile Building”);
$input2 = array(“Decision-Maker”, “Facilitator”, “Mediator”, “Assassin”, “Speculator”, “Ninja”, “King”, “Operator”, “Dominator”, “Evangelist”, “Visonary”, “Early Adopter”, “Genius”, “Executive”, “Magi”, “Innovator”, “Networker”, “Agnostic”, “Convert”, “Creative”, “Nomad”, “Savant”, “Hotshot”, “Ambassador”, “Builder”, “Geek”, “Squad Manager”, “Shooter”, “Mentor”, “Guide”, “Avatar”, “Generator”, “Detective”, “Pimp”, “Artist”, “Architect”, “Dominatrix”, “Alchemist”, “Auditor”, “Analyst”, “Strategist”, “Jedi Master”, “Dominator”, “Optimizer”, “Cypher”, “Explainer”, “Authority”, “Freak”, “Penetrator”, “Concept Developer”, “Solopreneur”, “Techpreneur”, “Maximizer”, “Peacekeeper”, “Maverick”, “Guru”, “Angel”, “Entrepreneur”, “Distributor”, “Angel”, “Engineer”, “Enthusiast”, “Champion”, “Technician”, “Investor”, “Curator”, “Hacker”, “Native”, “Wealth Creator”, “Director”, “Newsjacker”, “Storyteller”, “Free Spirit”, “Multiplier”, “Expert”, “Guardian”, “Gladiator”, “Amazer”, “Funnelizer”, “Automator”, “Production Agent”, “Orchestrator”, “Informer”, “Commando”, “Thought-Leader”, “Millenial”, “Master”, “Bitch-Maker”);
shuffle($input);
shuffle($input2);
shuffle($input);
shuffle($input2);
$rand_keys = array_rand($input, 2);
$rand_keys2 = array_rand($input2, 2);
echo $input[$rand_keys[0]] . “\n”;
echo $input2[$rand_keys2[1]] . “\n”;[/insert_php]

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Need a new title? Try the Describalizer! 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00