THE DESCRIBALIZER

Sometimes it can be so damned hard to find the words to describe the wonder that is you.

That’s why Describalizer was created:

To help people like you find new words to describe to potential clients
what it is you do and in a way that gives yesterday’s bullshit
a fresh lick of paint, making your old bullshit sound totally brand new.

Here is your new job title:

Boost
Storyteller

Doesn’t suit you?

Give me another!
2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00

About the Author:

My name is Rose Newell. Commercial writer, copywriter, marketing mastermind and... geek. In another life, I listened to the call of the 56k dialup modem and ended up in tech. In this life, I'm a commercial writer, helping great ideas reach an international audience. Happen to need a geek with a bit of uncharacteristic marketing-savvy to tease those ideas out of the sandbox? Here I am. Get in touch.

One Comment

  1. Andy Bolton 08/11/2015 at 12:20 pm - Reply

    Holistic Wealth Creator!

    I could spend all day on this! Hilarious. Bookmarked.

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