THE DESCRIBALIZER

Sometimes it can be so damned hard to find the words to describe the wonder that is you.

That’s why Describalizer was created:

To help people like you find new words to describe to potential clients
what it is you do and in a way that gives yesterday’s bullshit
a fresh lick of paint, making your old bullshit sound totally brand new.

Here is your new job title:

Keyword
Newsjacker

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