About Rose Newell

My name is Rose Newell. Commercial writer, copywriter, marketing mastermind and... geek. In another life, I listened to the call of the 56k dialup modem and ended up in tech. In this life, I'm a commercial writer, helping great ideas reach an international audience. Happen to need a geek with a bit of uncharacteristic marketing-savvy to tease those ideas out of the sandbox? Here I am. Get in touch.

What my economics teacher taught about life, marketing, and copywriting

Me, at 17.

What my economics teacher taught me about life, marketing, and copywriting
(it’s not what you think!)

What was the best advice anyone gave you at 17? You know, those snippets of wisdom that shaped your thinking, setting more ideas in motion, and perhaps shaping the person you have since become. Perhaps they even influenced the job you now do, and the way you see the world. Here is my tale.

Picture the situation: I’m 17, preparing to enter university and the world of work. I’m having one of the last conversations I’ll ever have with my economics teacher. He’s one of the oldest members of staff, a great guy, and in his own way, he wants to prepare me for the future.

I went to a single-sex state grammar school with a joint sixth form, where we were taught some subjects over on the boys’ school site. As I recall, I was the only girl in our economics class, and the boys had known the teacher and each other for some years. I guess the teacher admired my mix of perseverance and nonchalance.

We got on very well on an interpersonal level, and would often chat after the lesson. We had relatively similar views on a few things, and I’m sure at one point one of us had made the observation that I was the only female student in his classroom.

Then, one day, he decided to tell me a story. Or more accurately, he tried to teach me something, and he was using the story as a medium to do it (storytelling, as it is known to copywriters).

Here’s how it goes:

My teacher told me how he’d had this gifted female student a few years back, who he’d stayed in touch with after she graduated with a first in economics from a Russell Group university (Americans: that’s kind of like Ivy League in terms of status, although without the huge fees – at least in my day). Then it came the time to apply for a job, and she was having no luck. Her peers with lower grades were getting interviews, but she was being ignored by a lot of traditional, conservative city firms. She’d sent off more than sixty CVs and not had one interview.

Then, presumably in a similar situation to our chat at that moment, he leaned in – in a sensitive way that suggests honesty and fatherliness rather than anything untoward – and gave her a tip: put a photo on your CV.

‘You see”, he says, ‘she was a stunning, photogenic woman.’ I’m sure I frowned at this point – I have a very expressive face. ‘And while she could intellectually run rings around the other male graduates,’ he said, and I remember an apprehensiveness as he continues, ‘this is still – unfortunately – a very male-led world. If she has – or indeed, if you have – such an advantage, any advantage, you need to use that advantage to level the playing field. Use it to get noticed, and your capabilities will have them hooked.’

I paused, and with a little naivety and doubt, I asked, ‘Did it work?’. ‘Yes!’, he exclaimed: ‘She sent out another 20 applications, received twelve invitations to interview, and then four job offers! She’s now a top consultant at one of the big firms in London.

Ostensibly, my teacher was telling me, as a young and relatively photogenic woman, to put my photo on my CV when applying for work. Now, this is not the norm in the UK, but it’s not frowned upon, either. With that in mind, I asked my dad to take the picture above – which I then edited to just a head shot in black and white. Not a professional job, but it certainly did something – I started with my first temp office roles that summer before university, before going on to work every summer, earning twice minimum wage, gaining useful experience in IT, marketing, and secretarial work at major firms. Recruiters and HR managers alike commented how my CV, with its clear formatting and the photo, stood out from the pile. I’d made myself memorable.

Since then, I’ve made sure my photo is relatively prominent on any website I have. People like to see who they are dealing with – it builds trust and increases conversion rates, even more so if your face is attractive or honest-looking.

My economics teacher was the first to teach me the power of human faces in marketing. But more than that, he indirectly taught me a far more useful lesson about using what we have to our advantage.

As a copywriter, often the most useful, clever, and insightful thing I can do is look at a situation – a brand, an individual, or a product – with an eye that’s simultaneously as objective and subjective as possible. For example, if I’m looking at a highly skilled entrepreneur or freelancer, it’s about seeing the qualities they don’t see in themselves, what sets them apart from their competition, and bringing these things to the fore to appeal to the kind of clients and customers who’d be interested in them.

For example, an illustrator with an exceptional portfolio needs to put that on display. But if he’s also got an honest face and a professional persona, he needs to put that somewhere prominent, too. People, especially at the leading agencies he works with, could benefit from seeing his face. Subconsciously we think, ‘Yes, I can imagine sitting down for a drink with him – he’s nice.’ And that works. That sells. People want to work with people they like.

Or take the freshly qualified nutritionist who’s taken a career jump, previously working in various fast-paced luxury industries. He might look at those very zen new-agey types and think, ‘Shit, how am I going to appeal to anyone next to her?’, but he’s overlooking how his unique life experience is in fact his USP – he’ll be able to relate to overworked city types who are teetering on burnout, who might have recently had a real health wake-up call, on a completely different level. After all, that’s basically who he is, or was, before he successfully turned his health around …

Often people don’t see what is different about them. That’s why psychologists send patients home with questionnaires for partners and family members to fill in. The outsider often sees things we ourselves miss, even more so when we’re trying to see why others (or indeed, anyone) would want to buy what we have to offer. More than that, most of us are psychologically inclined to want to fit in – which makes this an especially challenging task for solopreneurs and freelancers.

Even big brands can have similar problems, though, getting stuck in a sort of tunnel vision and unable to see what their loyal customers really love, or what former and potential customers haven’t found and are looking for elsewhere.

This is why many people choose to work with a professional copywriter. A good copywriter observes people, social interactions and behaviour almost like a hobby. We’re often quite passionate people, but also quite cynical: all that observation means we spot the tricksters at work. (Some of us may even become the tricksters, but that’s another story.)

It’s that mix of passion and cynicism that those we work with need: we’ll spot what we and others will love, and we’ll also spot what others will mistrust, hate, or potentially be offended by. If we’re a good fit, we’ll even be able to pass on our passion to everyone who reads or hears our words.

And that’s what that teacher taught me: to think objectively about who and what we are, and what we can offer, and how people will respond to us. In a broader sense, commercial writing, copywriting, branding and PR are all about the art of helping others show their best side to the world’s photographic lens.

What my economics teacher taught about life, marketing, and copywriting 2017-11-29T21:56:17+00:00

On self-doubt

Self-doubt is a prerequisite to personal growth. The self-satisfied do not self-improve. Anyone we admire probably still feels self-doubt, otherwise they would not be able to maintain any position of achievement that warrants admiration.

Conversely, when we are functioning well or even thriving, but feeling pangs of self-doubt, it means we have grown, and are continuing to grow.

Self-doubt is something many of us experience, including me. That said, it’s worth reminding ourselves that self-doubt is merely the product of humility and our existing commitment to self-improvement. These are good things, and reminding ourselves of these can help us to avoid letting the self-doubt overwhelm us or form a barrier that prevents us from reaching higher.

While we continue to doubt ourselves, we are growing. The doubt we feel provides assurance that we are on the right path.

On self-doubt 2017-11-29T16:37:22+00:00

Securing + speeding up WordPress through .htaccess

Most WordPress users are familiar with brute-force login attacks on their websites. Without proper defence through an appropriate security plugin, this can be a severe drain on your server – even without any person or bot managing to guess your password.

What some people may be less aware of, though, is that there is a much more efficient and reliable way to lock down your WordPress login page and admin area through your .htaccess file.

Requirements:

  • Access to your server via FTP and/or SSH in order to edit your .htaccess file
  • Willingness to update the .htaccess file every time you want to access your site from a new IP address

What is an .htaccess file?

Put simply, this is a small hidden file that can be placed in any directory and then tells the server how to behave. It is used by WordPress itself to generate appropriate page URLs according to your settings.

Why not just rely on security plugins?

Security plugins generally work based on an “innocent-until-proven-guilty” principle, i.e. blocking bad IPs as they break the rules defined by you or the plugin itself. This can cause a heavy load on the server. Why you might still want something like Wordfence to protect against content-ripping bots, spammers, and other malicious activity, there’s no reason to make its job harder than it needs to be. A small adjustment to the .htaccess file means Wordfence or whatever plugin you are using no longer has to monitor IP addresses trying to access your website, when 99.9% will not be legitimate (i.e. you) anyway.

Advantages of this approach

  • Much better security: only an IP you specify will even see that the page exists.
  • Much lower server drain than using a plug-in to monitor login failures.

Disadvantages of this approach:

  • You can no longer just log into your WordPress page “on the fly” from a new IP address: you have to edit the .htaccess file to add your new IP address.
  • …This can be a lot more work if you are assigned a dynamic IP address by your internet services provider. In my case, I am assigned a new IP every time I reset the router.

Notes:

  • It protects both your login page and the admin area – providing effective protection against a number of script-based attacks.
  • This .htaccess file goes in the root directory of your WordPress installation.
  • This can also be used with ipv6 addresses.
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteRule ^index\.php$ – [L] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^(.*)?wp-login\.php(.*)$ [OR] RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^(.*)?wp-admin$
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} !^12.123.123.123$
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ – [R=404,L] </IfModule>
</IfModule>

The first half there is just the part that WordPress needs to rewrite page names. I am including again here in case people accidentally overwrite it and go into a panic. The only part you actually need to include is:

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^(.*)?wp-login\.php(.*)$ [OR]RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^(.*)?wp-admin$
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} !^12.123.123.123$
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ – [R=404,L]

Be sure to:

  • always include this code snippit before the end of any other IfModules,
  • replace the number in red with your actual IP address,
  • and make sure the ^ at the start and the $ at the end remain intact.

What this actually does

This edit locks down your wp-login page and wp-admin area to only your IP. All others are given a simple, server-side 404-redirect, the same as what happens when someone tries to access a page that does not exist. You ensure that your IP address can always access these areas of your website by whitelisting it. This is done by including your IP address where I wrote 12.123.123.123 on the line that includes “REMOTE_ADDR”. If you want to approve multiple address, simply copy this line and include it again precisely below, and replace the IP with another IP you want to whitelist.

Testing

You can test you have set up everything correctly by trying to access these pages yourself (through the IP address you whitelisted) and then through a free web proxy (such as hide.me).

Securing + speeding up WordPress through .htaccess 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00

Change your Twitter handle but KEEP your followers and links

Sometimes we outgrow our Twitter handles. I did.

At the same time, once we’re established, the thought of losing the possible thousands of followers we’ve already amassed can be quite daunting. Undeterred, I looked into this anyway.

It is actually possible to change your Twitter handle through your account settings in just a few clicks. Take a look at the screenshot below:

RoseWroteThis
This ensures that you keep all your profile data (profile text, images, previous tweets, followers – essentially everything), just with a new name. Brilliant, right?

There’s a catch:

Your old name now becomes free. At best, it turns into a Twitter 404 page. See below:

twitter not found
At worst, some sneaky or malicious character can spot the existing link juice pointing to your old username and that it has now become available. They can use this to spam your followers or even impersonate you, damaging your image and potentially scamming your friends.

On top of that, you lose all the link juice you already built for your old profile!

There is a semi-fix, and that involves doing what a spammer might have otherwise done in your place:

  1. First change your username, as described above.
  2. Now register a new account with your old username.
  3. Give this new account with your old username an appropriate profile picture that clearly indicates your username has changed. See mine below:
    englishrose moved
  4. Put one tweet out on that new account to direct people to your new username. For emphasis, you could use that picture again.
  5. Add a link to your new username in the URL part and explain that this is an old username in the profile for the new account.
  6. Also consider following your new username (and following your old one from the new account) to highlight that it really is you and draw more attention to the new username.
  7. If you so wish, you can also change your background image. I didn’t bother, as I figure the profile image is enough.

Okay, I lied. Not exactly the same links, as there is no 301 redirect going on here – but it’s the next best thing.

Now you have no excuse for not changing your Twitter handle as your brand and business evolve!

Change your Twitter handle but KEEP your followers and links 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00

CSF firewall to protect against DOS attacks

We all need to ensure our websites are accessible to legitimate visitors, don’t we? That’s why a DOS (denial of service) or DDOS (distributed denial of service) attack can cause such problems. For those who don’t know, this is when a server is maliciously overloaded with connection requests to render it inaccessible to legitimate visitors.

I recently had a problem with many DOS attacks on my server happening at once, going on for several hours. I don’t suspect that this was a true, large-scale DDOS attack (when multiple, different IPs coordinate the attack), since I still had some SSH-side connectivity and the number of very different IPs was still no more than a handful. That said, the number of new IPs coming in meant that it could no longer be dealt with manually. I needed something to automatically reject and ban suspicious IPs.

After speaking to an old developer friend who manages and hosts several websites on self-managed servers for his clients, it transpired that over all the years, he’d never actually had cause to look into this. This will be one of the other many ‘benefits’ of running a popular blog… My friend didn’t know of any quick solutions and had no time to help me out, either, so I decided to do some research and solve it for myself.

I did some research and came across CSF firewall: a Linux-based firewall that is not too much work to install on a VPS like mine. To install it, I largely followed the instructions at DigitalOcean – it says Ubuntu there, but it obviously works the same way for Debian Wheezy, for example. For the record, DigitalOcean is also the host my friend recommends for good self-managed VPS servers in the UK (I use a different host based in Germany for legal and data security reasons).

It was pretty easy to set up and there is a whole ‘host’ of options you can deploy to plug any holes in your existing security. For example, in a DOS attack, this firewall can be used to automatically ban any IP making more than X connections to a given port. You can also block any ports you know you don’t need to have open, for incoming and/or outgoing connections as required. There are lots of other useful settings, but that should give you an idea to start off with. If you search for “recommended CSF settings”, you’ll find a number of discussions and blog posts with different ideas for different circumstances.

A word of caution, though: CSF comes with a testing mode to minimise the risk of something going wrong, but it is possible to render your server inaccessible. The testing mode protects you in that it clears changes to the IP tables (blocked list) every five minutes, although you can extend this to a longer period if you are trying something especially innovative. I kept it on testing mode for a couple of hours to see what was happening and then made the change permanent.

I am very happy to say that I appear to have fixed the problem. See below for a screenshot of connections to port 80 (HTTP) both before and after the change on an otherwise quiet afternoon.

screenshot of a server during a DOS attack

My server before installing CSF firewall, during a DOS attack.

screenshot of a stable server with CSF successfully installed and configured

My server after installing CSF firewall, now properly protected against DOS attacks.

CSF firewall to protect against DOS attacks 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00

Self-managed VPS + managed domain email + setup

DIY server management

For a commercial writer specialised in tech like me, nothing really beats doing a few things for myself. It’s a win-win situation: I get better results for less money, and I also have a genuine reason to stay abreast of the latest developments in internet security, web technologies, and internet marketing.

I use a self-managed dedicated Linux-based VPS server to host all my websites (this one, the German and English versions of my website for the German-speaking market, and my translation blog). This works well, most of the time: I have had the occasional hiccup in the past because the traffic (and thus the negative attention attracted by…) my translation blog is simply immense. This has been a really interesting and fun educational experience, though, and has given me a different understanding and experience of internet security, web hosting and command-line server interfaces compared to most would-be competitors out there.

A small remark regarding server locations: despite this being a .co.uk domain, reflecting my British identity and international clientele, I have been hosting my websites in Germany for quite a few years due to the advantages in terms of SEO, security, and client peace of mind. I’ll discuss this in more detail later on.

Shared hosting vs. managed and self-managed VPS hosting

If this concept of avoiding shared hosting is a little new, I really suggest reading a bit more about it on dedicated blogs. In short, shared hosting involves a few drawbacks: slower performance (due to having limited resources to go around), bad neighbours (due to your website perhaps having the same IP as a few less-reputable websites), security issues (a vulnerability in other websites on the server can lead to your website also being vulnerable), possible traffic and speed limits (meaning you may have problems if your website suddenly increases in popularity), and server instability (for all of the reasons above).

In SEO terms, shared hosting can result in penalties as a result of the slower performance (search engines measure how long it takes a site to load) and being in a ‘bad neighbourhood’ (if other sites on the server are known for spam, viruses, porn or instability, your site can also face a penalty). Long downtime will also cause an SEO problem, but most shared hosting is not problematic enough for this to occur.

Your best option for SEO, speed, and stability is therefore either self-managed or managed hosting. A managed VPS will start at approx. 30 EUR per month at the bottom end, and 100 EUR and up for better-quality service providers. A self-managed VPS can be a lot cheaper (I pay around 90 EUR per year at netcup GmbH), but you really have very limited support and must be capable of taking care of everything yourself. The most you’ll get in the way of support on a self-managed VPS is being able to call them to ask them to turn the server off and on again if you’re unable to do so from your end.

Own-domain email services

If you have your own websites, you’ll want matching email addresses, right? But once we step out of the relatively easy zone of managed and shared hosting, we quickly encounter things it it is simply unwise to take on yourself. In self-managed hosting, email management is not usually included.

The server load of a mail server can also be pretty intense, and you don’t want to have your mail server playing up any time you make changes to the server that’s hosting your websites, so it’s not like you even want to just slap it onto your existing server. Those things are hacker magnets and incredibly complicated to secure and keep secure. I simply don’t have the time to learn and then keep learning all the things I would need to know to maintain a safe and secure server. Any sensible person will then decide to go with a dedicated provider…

The problem here is that most companies that will provide email services for your own domain either want you to have bought the domain from them or are based in the US. Now why on Earth would that be a problem…?

Why security and server locations matter

Things can be secure enough from a consumer-focused, casual-user perspective across the globe. (Unless you’re an Ashley Madison user, I guess…)

The thing is, businesses are not casual users. And what freelancers and small business-owners are often prone to forget is… Nor are we.

Let me explain: the value of an email inbox is not merely defined by the importance of the person it belongs to; it’s also defined by the importance of the emails it contains, and, by extension, the importance of the people sending those emails.

Me? Rose Newell? I’m pretty small fry. Trouble is, many of my customers really aren’t…

What’s this got to do with hosting, mail servers, and security? Quite a lot. See, I was previously using an email service with servers located in the United States. As Snowden’s revelations have solemnly taught us, the American government is not above partaking in a bit of corporate espionage to further the interests of the United States and its largest corporations.

What does this mean for me and my clients? Well, the risk is small. Very small. But there is an infinitesimal risk that if you are based outside of the US and are using US-based servers for your email, you are putting your and your clients’ data at risk. US companies are not only outside the realms of EU and German jurisdiction – where we have some of the strictest legislation in the world – they are also inside the jurisdiction of the US government, and could be forced to reveal information upon request. And this does actually happen.

On top of this, German data protection law (Bundesdatenschutzgesetz) is some of the strictest in the world. Since I am resident here, I have to adhere to it. There are some clauses which make this a lot easier if your servers are located within the EU, preferably within Germany.

…And those are the reasons why I decided to go for a German email provider. In this case, domainFactory MyMail email hosting.

Solution and costs

Before I continue, I want to clarify that nobody is paying me to write this article and I am receiving no commission, discounts or free services in exchange for it. I’m just referring to domainFactory as they are who I went with and I’m impressed by the service and support. If you’re looking for something similar, based in Germany, I can recommend them.

I chose domainFactory because I was impressed by the value for money for my basic IMAP email account (MyMail) with 5 GB of online storage. I am paying just 0.55 EUR per month per mailbox, plus 3.48 EUR per year for each external domain I have linked to their service. After that, the number of email aliases I want to associate with each mailbox is absolutely unlimited, at no extra cost, and unrestricted in terms of having email addresses with different domains going to the same mailbox. The setup fee is just 2.95 EUR. Have a look at this screenshot to see a breakdown of the costs. Note that the mailbox itself is billed on a quarterly basis, but the external domains are billed annually.

dfeu

It should be noted that services like this one can also be used by anyone who would like a single, combined mailbox for multiple email addresses across different domains.

Setting up email aliases

To set up my different aliases on domainFactory, I first had to add each domain, free of charge, as an “external domain”. Once that was done, I was able to go to the email account details and add in each email alias – all free of charge as the emails are going to the same mailbox.

Thunderbird

Setting up email aliases is pretty easy on Thunderbird (my PC email software): on the account settings, you simply have to click “Manage identities” and can manage the defaults and behaviour from there.

iOS

It’s also pretty easy on my iPad: after adding the main account, I simply had to click on it for more details in the settings under “Mail, Contacts, Calendars”, then click on the account address, and then click on the account address again under “Email” in the next window, and then simply add another email (my aliases) and set a default.

Android

This becomes harder on Android. My solution was as follows:

  1. Set up the first account, your default account, as normal.
  2. Set up a second, but this time change the email address to the alias in the part that says email address, while keeping the user name part exactly as it was for the default account.
  3. Now change the sync settings from the default – set it to only sync the last day and only manually. This means it will only sync when you want it to (by accident!) and won’t trawl through back everything. You should also turn off alerts. You don’t need any of these things as you’ll be checking this account via the main email address. You just need this set up so you can send emails from this account.
  4. Now ignore any references to the combined inbox and avoid opening it, because if you do, it may well decide to synchronise that alias account, and you’ll see two copies of everything. If you use widgets, place one on your screen that shows the contents of your main email address inbox and not a combined inbox.
  5. If you did all of this correctly, you’ll now get an alert for any emails sent to either address, and these emails will all land in the same inbox. You will never get alerts for alias emails.
    HOWEVER: you will be able to change the reply field each time to change which address you are replying from. The default sender address will still be the default, but you CAN change the sender address in any email in just a couple of clicks, even on replies!

I’m so glad I finally got this sorted out. I hope these thoughts helped others in need!

Self-managed VPS + managed domain email + setup 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00

Need a new title? Try the Describalizer!

THE DESCRIBALIZER

Sometimes it can be so damned hard to find the words to describe the wonder that is you.

That’s why Describalizer was created:

To help people like you find new words to describe to potential clients
what it is you do and in a way that gives yesterday’s bullshit
a fresh lick of paint, making your old bullshit sound totally brand new.

Here is your new job title:

[insert_php] $input = array(“Sales”, “Experience”, “User”, “Serial”, “Resource”, “Engagement”, “Omnichannel”, “Shareability”, “Digital Media”, “Click”, “Localization”, “Responsive”, “Power”, “Buzz”, “Meaning”, “Negotiation”, “Cold-Calling”, “Marketing”, “Growth”, “Brand”, “Emoji”, “Relationship”, “360-Degree”, “Devout”, “Digital”, “Viewability”, “Rich Media”, “Conversation”, “Data-Driven”, “Neuromorphic”, “Programmatic”, “Media”, “Conversion”, “Hashtag”, “High-Ticket”, “Innovation”, “Creativity”, “Storytelling”, “Social”, “Start-up”, “Strategy”, “Integrity”, “Blogging”, “Content”, “Success”, “Keyword”, “Funnel”, “Meta”, “Focus”, “Leads”, “Profit”, “Trends”, “New Business”, “Knowledge”, “Persuasion”, “Solutions”, “Money”, “Happiness”, “Zen”, “Inspiration”, “Automated”, “Movement”, “Spiritual”, “Theory”, “Consulting”, “Diversity”, “Empowerment”, “Equilibrium”, “Boost”, “Search”, “Crowd”, “Enhancement”, “Branding”, “Asset”, “Future”, “Human”, “Insight”, “Holistic”, “Copy”, “Commercial”, “Money-Making”, “Modernity”, “Profile Building”);
$input2 = array(“Decision-Maker”, “Facilitator”, “Mediator”, “Assassin”, “Speculator”, “Ninja”, “King”, “Operator”, “Dominator”, “Evangelist”, “Visonary”, “Early Adopter”, “Genius”, “Executive”, “Magi”, “Innovator”, “Networker”, “Agnostic”, “Convert”, “Creative”, “Nomad”, “Savant”, “Hotshot”, “Ambassador”, “Builder”, “Geek”, “Squad Manager”, “Shooter”, “Mentor”, “Guide”, “Avatar”, “Generator”, “Detective”, “Pimp”, “Artist”, “Architect”, “Dominatrix”, “Alchemist”, “Auditor”, “Analyst”, “Strategist”, “Jedi Master”, “Dominator”, “Optimizer”, “Cypher”, “Explainer”, “Authority”, “Freak”, “Penetrator”, “Concept Developer”, “Solopreneur”, “Techpreneur”, “Maximizer”, “Peacekeeper”, “Maverick”, “Guru”, “Angel”, “Entrepreneur”, “Distributor”, “Angel”, “Engineer”, “Enthusiast”, “Champion”, “Technician”, “Investor”, “Curator”, “Hacker”, “Native”, “Wealth Creator”, “Director”, “Newsjacker”, “Storyteller”, “Free Spirit”, “Multiplier”, “Expert”, “Guardian”, “Gladiator”, “Amazer”, “Funnelizer”, “Automator”, “Production Agent”, “Orchestrator”, “Informer”, “Commando”, “Thought-Leader”, “Millenial”, “Master”, “Bitch-Maker”);
shuffle($input);
shuffle($input2);
shuffle($input);
shuffle($input2);
$rand_keys = array_rand($input, 2);
$rand_keys2 = array_rand($input2, 2);
echo $input[$rand_keys[0]] . “\n”;
echo $input2[$rand_keys2[1]] . “\n”;[/insert_php]

Doesn’t suit you?

Give me another!
Need a new title? Try the Describalizer! 2017-11-01T13:03:33+00:00